Cosmo sex tip #548
katylowdee: as she’s about to give you a handjob, yell “PULL THE LEVER KRONK!” ^posted this a couple of days ago, but I haven’t stopped laughing about it since.
“The philosophy of Søren Kierkegaard mashed with the tweets and observations of Kim Kardashian.” Where I get my daily dose of giggles.
I know I’m a little different from everyone else, but I’m still a human being....– Haruki Murakami - Kafka on the Shore (via murakamistuff)
Just a Girl in the World: The Land of Double... →
writinginbed: jazzhandsforlife: I somehow got talked into going to a pool party tomorrow in WeHo where the uberattractive people live. I’m super excited to wear a bathing suit in front of size 0 models. You know that Victoria Secret commercial that says “Love Your Body” while showing super hot women in lingerie, yeah I’d love my… Read this.
I can write the saddest poem of all tonight. I loved her, and sometimes she...– Pablo Neruda (via myfavoriteredhead) Oh Pablo..
A Noted Thread Damages Every Bulb: RIP Jason Noble →
bionicoaf: With the saddest of hearts it pains me to tell you guys that Jason Noble of some of Kentucky’s best bands (Rachel’s, Shipping News, and Rodan) has passed away this morning from his battle with cancer. Rodan were one of the most influential post-hardcore bands to come out of Kentucky. After…
oriole organs: r.i.p. Jason Noble →
orioleorgans: one of my favorite musicians, jason noble, passed away today. i only discovered about rodan, the shipping news, rachel’s, and plenty of the other projects noble was a part of a few years ago in my late years of high school. that was when i also found out he was struggling with cancer. the… Rest in peace Jason. Rachel’s music has brought me to both sadness and bliss in a...